omlet

slang, to let

I wuz gon' pop a cap in yo ass but omlet you off this time biatch.

by scott April 29, 2003

clitty litter

the little white balls of discharge expelled from the vagina

That girl has a ferocious amount of clitty litter.

by scott April 27, 2004

thambi

The strip of skin between the base of your testicles and the opening of your anus.

I had an itchy thambi.

by Scott July 19, 2004

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004