Definitions by Saryniae

Judgement 

An attack from the boss Minos Prime in the video game ULTRAKILL, where he loudly proclaims "JUDGEMENT!" and proceeding to dropkick your ass at MACH 5 Payday Cloaker-style

Sam: "Minos is actually kind of overrated."
Maxine: "I thought he was-"
Minos Prime: "JUDGEMENT!"
Sam: "Never the fuck mind, this asshole just dropkicked me into a grave."

Judgement by Saryniae November 30, 2024

Gallon-Sized Jugs 

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

Gallon-Sized Jugs by Saryniae January 7, 2024

Gallon-Sized Jugs 

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

Gallon-Sized Jugs by Saryniae January 1, 2024

Flat

Something that the Earth is fucking not.

Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba

Flat by Saryniae June 4, 2023

Bloodlust 

A pair of giant machetes that are also giant scissors. They can cut and probably choke enemies they catch, assuming that means they don't get split into pieces first. Only in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance can you find such a weapon.

Boris: Raiden! Avoid those machetes! He can cut you easily with those, tovarich.
Raiden: He calls it bloodlust, and they're also scissors!

Bloodlust by Saryniae May 23, 2023

TFYOB 

"The fuck you on 'bout?". Typically used by people who say "bout" and not "about".

Luke: I heard you liked Katie.
Max: No, I don't, I said I liked Ashlyn. TFYOB?

TFYOB by Saryniae May 21, 2023

School Celebrity 

Someone who, for whatever reason, is very popular at their school, sometimes moreso than their school itself.

Luke: Did you see Mark proposing to Courtney?
Lily: Yeah, that was crazy!
Brie: This guy a celebrity now?
Ashley: A SCHOOL celebrity, yeah.

School Celebrity by Saryniae May 6, 2023