Sarcia26's definitions

perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 18, 2019

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

Joey punch

Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.

I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.

by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

Misinformemetion

When a meme spreads misinformation

That meme about Trump getting a third term was absolute misinformemetion!!

by Sarcia26 December 20, 2019