perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 19, 2019

Dragon Powder

The puffy white cloud that comes out of your mouth after doing a line.

Whoa! That must have been a great line, lookit that dragon powder!

by Sarcia26 September 29, 2021

Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019

socialist sex

When both partners cum an equal amount of times, and no money exchanged

Having socialist sex makes me realize how much we need Bernie for president!!

by Sarcia26 April 13, 2019

Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019