Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 19, 2019

Dragon Powder

The puffy white cloud that comes out of your mouth after doing a line.

Whoa! That must have been a great line, lookit that dragon powder!

by Sarcia26 September 29, 2021

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 06, 2022

clitigation

The act of suing a man who boops your clit three times and asks if you came

Never date a man with a lot of clitigation history! You will never have an orgasm!!

by Sarcia26 April 29, 2019

Joey punch

Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.

I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.

by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019

Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019