Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.
That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick
Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009
The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.
Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
by Sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 02, 2009
by sarasplayroom.com March 01, 2009
Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....
One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
by sarasplayroom.com October 06, 2009