Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.
by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
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P.O.T.

Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)
Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite

Girl #2: You gave him weed?

Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it
by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011
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Tuna Tune-up

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
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Guidosis

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
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Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
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Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming
One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009
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