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Pussy Pool

The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.

One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite

Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.

by sarasplayroom.com November 23, 2009

Pin Lips

Tight, thin lips, usually creating a pained, fake smile. Women especially celebrities might seek lip plumping injections to remedy pin lips, only to end up with hideous trout pouts.

She's got pin lips, I wouldn't know where her lips even begin if she wasn't wearing lipstick. I'm surprised she hasn't had them injected except there isn't much to work with!

by sarasplayroom.com November 25, 2009

Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

Pinballs

These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.

Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.

2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!

Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame

2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.

Girl: Time for shades.

2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore

by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.

Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

DoomDar

The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.

Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?

Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue

Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational

by sarasplayroom.com December 11, 2009

P.O.T.

Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)

Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite

Girl #2: You gave him weed?

Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it

by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011