SaraH's definitions

newo

The funniest, drop dead gorgeous hunk of man meat that you will ever come across in your life. Has a knack for resting on his kickstand/third leg

Damn newo is a sexy beast

by sarah May 3, 2004

Shat

past tense of shit

I shat on your head yesterday

by Sarah December 28, 2003

square bear

a person who's stupid, boring, lame etc...

he's a fuckin square bear!

by SaraH April 24, 2005

Tree Fucker

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

by Sarah April 1, 2004

cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

Jelly Bracelets

This is sooo amazingly stupid.I wear them and i had no clue what they ment until last night. I am soo mad. Why are immature junior high kids (sry anyone who is of that age who is not playing this game) trying to make a game of sex?! Snap (thats evadently what the "game" is called) is immature and totally ridiculas. Tell me someone that when little kids of the age of 5 or so wear them they are asking for sex. Now when teens/kids where these colorful fashion statements they will have the mark- Sexpistol all over them. I'm sry i will not stop wearing those colorful bracelets just because some immature kids are being perverted.

I don't know what the colors mean. At my school they are simply a fashion statement. Mostly worn by punks and people with their own style, like me.

by Sarah December 13, 2003

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 2, 2008