Sanfred's definitions

King Me

The act of receiving oral sex, while eating a cheeseburger, while performing an upper decker.

I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.

by sanfred August 20, 2010

Back Nine

The backside of a female.

Bro, did you see the that girl that just went by.

Hell yes, that lady had a fine back nine.

by sanfred January 20, 2011

Little Leaguer

Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.

Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.

Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.

by sanfred December 17, 2010

Coat Racking

The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"

Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.

Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.

I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.

by sanfred June 18, 2011

Panama Jack

Receiving a hand job, with the aid of Panama Jack tanning oil as a lubricant.

Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.

by sanfred June 18, 2011

Luke Skywalking

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

by sanfred December 17, 2010

Pervschwerv

When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.

Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.

Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?

My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.

by sanfred November 1, 2011