Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.
I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.
You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?
I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!
You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?
I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!
by sanfred December 15, 2011
Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
by sanfred July 06, 2011
by Sanfred March 24, 2010
1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
by sanfred December 14, 2010
Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.
Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.
Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
by sanfred December 15, 2010
I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
by sanfred January 12, 2011
When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.
Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
by sanfred November 01, 2011