Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
by sanfred July 06, 2011
Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.
I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.
You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?
I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!
You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?
I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!
by sanfred December 15, 2011
Hey bro, we're thinking about grabbing some drinks, heading outside and smashing some shit, you in?
Errviously.
Errviously.
by sanfred February 20, 2011
Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.
by sanfred June 19, 2011
by sanfred January 19, 2011
Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.
Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
by sanfred December 15, 2010
When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.
Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
by sanfred November 01, 2011