Sam Leisenring's definitions

Nigger Joe's tar soap

Black soap fo' black faces!

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.

by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017

numbjob

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.

Just giving myself a numbjob.

by Sam Leisenring August 28, 2016

gook

a foreigner, especially a person of Phillipine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent. also see chink

you fatass gook!

by Sam Leisenring May 14, 2015

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015

Hoog

The space in between a woman's breasts, often where the penis goes when a tittyfuck occurs.

That shirt was so clear, I could see her hoog!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

dd+

Some big ol' titties.

Her tits were a size dd+!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015