Hoog

The space in between a woman's breasts, often where the penis goes when a tittyfuck occurs.
That shirt was so clear, I could see her hoog!
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.
Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.
by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015
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Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.
Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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Bitch

1. The scientific word for a female dog. Not used a lot by the public.

2. Vulgar word for a woman. Usually describing a thot, prostitute, or a stripper.

3. When in an argument with anyone, the most common word to call someone.
1. This is a bitch, also referred to as a female dog.

2. That slutty girl is such a bitch.

3. You're a bitch, Johnny!
by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015
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gook

a foreigner, especially a person of Phillipine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent. also see chink
you fatass gook!
by Sam Leisenring May 13, 2015
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wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.
Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.
I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!
by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015
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