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Definitions by Sajak

Johanna Mason 

A victor from District 7 in the Hunger Games, and also the toughest character in the entire series. Johanna suffers the loss of her entire family, then is tortured with electricity for a long period of time, but still ends up as strong as ever. She could kick Katniss's butt anyday.
Johanna Mason killed her opponents with an ax in the Hunger Games.
Johanna Mason by Sajak October 10, 2012

sappy putting 

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.
Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.
sappy putting by Sajak August 10, 2012

Morelliesque 

A bad performance by a quarterback. Named after former Penn State quarterback Anthony Morelli.
We might have had a chance of winning if not for that Morelliesque performance by our quarterback.
Morelliesque by Sajak October 3, 2010
A choke. From John Shuster's choking in the 2010 Olympics in curling.
We would have won if not for that Shuster.
Shuster by Sajak February 18, 2010

Tom Watson 

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.
He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.
Tom Watson by Sajak July 19, 2009

Favreitis 

The inability to make up one's mind. Named after Brett Favre, who has a noted history of being unable to make up his mind.
I came down with Favreitis when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted to eat.
Favreitis by Sajak May 12, 2009
A warm-water penguin who is the pet of Misato Katsuragi in Neon Genesis Evangelion. He likes to drink Yebisu beer.
Even Pen-Pen doesn't like Misato's cooking.
Pen-Pen by Sajak July 5, 2008