Saddam Hussein's definitions

jumpoff

A crazy or insanely wild party

Yo let's hit up throw a jumpoff at the place tonight.

by Saddam Hussein September 22, 2005

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

99

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

latte

A coffee with milk, which costs 5 times as much as a coffee with milk.

Gimme a venti latte with extra foam! And is there any way you can charge me MORE money without giving me any more in return? You can?! GREAT!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

honger

A person from Hong Kong (not mainland China) easily identified by rude behaviour, bitchy girlfriend, and a shitty $5,000 Japanese car that's had $10,000 worth of modifications.

Look at that Honger with a 6 foot spoiler on the back of his Honda Civic!

by Saddam Hussein November 26, 2006