Saddam Hussein's definitions

honger

A person from Hong Kong (not mainland China) easily identified by rude behaviour, bitchy girlfriend, and a shitty $5,000 Japanese car that's had $10,000 worth of modifications.

Look at that Honger with a 6 foot spoiler on the back of his Honda Civic!

by Saddam Hussein November 26, 2006

jumpoff

A crazy or insanely wild party

Yo let's hit up throw a jumpoff at the place tonight.

by Saddam Hussein September 22, 2005

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

pok

A Chinese dish, often served with sweet 'n sour sauce.

You order fly lice, sweet n sour pok and remon chicken. That be all for you, Lo Fan?

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

latte

A coffee with milk, which costs 5 times as much as a coffee with milk.

Gimme a venti latte with extra foam! And is there any way you can charge me MORE money without giving me any more in return? You can?! GREAT!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

99

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

freedom fries

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.

Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003