cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 08, 2003

beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

honger

A person from Hong Kong (not mainland China) easily identified by rude behaviour, bitchy girlfriend, and a shitty $5,000 Japanese car that's had $10,000 worth of modifications.

Look at that Honger with a 6 foot spoiler on the back of his Honda Civic!

by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003

99

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

jumpoff

A crazy or insanely wild party

Yo let's hit up throw a jumpoff at the place tonight.

by Saddam Hussein August 27, 2005

Cartoon Network

Home of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet (featuring Space Ghost), the only two reasons to watch television.

Turn on Cartoon Network! Space Ghost is comin' on!

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

pok

A Chinese dish, often served with sweet 'n sour sauce.

You order fly lice, sweet n sour pok and remon chicken. That be all for you, Lo Fan?

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003