Definitions by SWZ

Phone tag 

The process where you try to call someone and only get their answering machine. They in turn get the message and call you only to get your voice mail. Repeat until one of you give up.

Phone tag by SWZ September 30, 2003

makeup sex 

What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.

He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!

makeup sex by SWZ September 25, 2003

mulletologist 

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

mulletologist by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletology 

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

Mulletology by SWZ September 25, 2003

pooper chute 

1. Anus
2. Exit point for fecal material

My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute.

pooper chute by SWZ September 25, 2003

blackout

KKK member's worst nightmare

blackout by SWZ September 25, 2003

bcc 

Abbreviation for 'blind carbon copy'. Typically used in email to get someone in trouble

That guy pissed me off so I bcc'd his boss.

bcc by SWZ September 25, 2003