SWZ's definitions

spool

A cylindrical device originally used to hold a long strand of cable, rope or thread. More commonly used in single men's appartments as their first coffee table.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

mulletologist

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

pooper chute

1. Anus
2. Exit point for fecal material

My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletology

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

chicken

Code word used to describe a gentlemen's club. (Chicken has breasts and thighs.)

Hey Jeff, want to go out for some "chicken"?

by SWZ September 25, 2003

makeup sex

What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.

He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!

by SWZ September 25, 2003

Phone tag

The process where you try to call someone and only get their answering machine. They in turn get the message and call you only to get your voice mail. Repeat until one of you give up.

by SWZ September 30, 2003