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Milwaukee Milkshake 

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"

Cheeto Puff Pipe 

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.
"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

San Francisco Slushie 

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"

Nashville Knee Grease 

A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.
"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"

Minneapolis Sketch-Book

When a toothless whore with only three limbs, usually called Sloppy Sue, donates her body for up coming tattoo artist to practise on her body as a canvas. In return she is given a weekly allowance of $2 American Dollars.
"Damn man I haven't had a customer in a while" "You got 2 dollars?" "Yeah!" "You should get yourself a Minneapolis Sketch-Book!"

Kentucky Nugget Wash 

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.
"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning 

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.
You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!