I'm not sure on this one, buy isn't it a shopping channel on that shite satelitte system known as 'SKY' (home to a thousand and one retarded Americanisms that gives everyone a really bad impression of everything American!)
" Hmmm, think I'll buy some nice flame retardant pearl necklaces or something...Should I go to Aberkrombie and Felch to get them?"
"No don't bother moving your fat, lazy, retarded arse just QCD them off of the telly!"
"No don't bother moving your fat, lazy, retarded arse just QCD them off of the telly!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006
Get the QCDmug. A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal.
The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!
The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!
Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or Wellingborough"
Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"
Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"
Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"
Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
Get the wellingboroughmug. 1. n. - an idle, stupid individual who believes just about anything and is a half-witted gossip.
2. A user of Urban dictionary dot com
2. A user of Urban dictionary dot com
" I'm not sure of the meaning of that I'll just check it on Urban and add a couple of slack witted defs while I'm there."
"what are you dude some kind of badaud or what? try Webster's at least it doesn't have retarded 15 year olds getting off on made up sexual innuendo"
"what are you dude some kind of badaud or what? try Webster's at least it doesn't have retarded 15 year olds getting off on made up sexual innuendo"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
Get the badaudmug. "I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
Get the four by twomug. 1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006
Get the twatsmug. English word for tax payers money paid out to (normally) foreign, work shy bastards who come to the UK because they were 'opressed' in their own country. More enlightened individuals understand why the scrounging fucks were 'oppressed'. It's called being a 'drain on society. Sensible countries send these scum to us as we are too 'politically Correct' to shoot the fuckers in the head/ Stop them reproducing.
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
Get the dolemug. Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.
"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
Get the baffonamug.