A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015
Get the sunglasses-warriormug. The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
Get the Churned Shlontentmug. When multiple parties are using the same word, but with different definitions, making communications confusing, cyclical, and ineffective.
"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
by SRSLY WRONG June 04, 2018
Get the Definition Wobblemug. Coronavirus money - any time someone or a group gets some sort of cash benefit because of the Covid-19 pandemic, that's Corona bucks
"Trump better send me some Corona Bucks before rent day"
"Dang, they gave Corona bucks to my work, but they still laid me off"
"Did you hear about the cruise industry Coronabucks package?"
"Dang, they gave Corona bucks to my work, but they still laid me off"
"Did you hear about the cruise industry Coronabucks package?"
by SRSLY WRONG March 18, 2020
Get the Corona bucksmug. An insulting term for someone who not only doesn't have any plan themselves, but actively undermines the plans and productivity of others
Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.
Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.
by SRSLY WRONG January 26, 2015
Get the Nothing Mastermug. Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.
by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014
Get the irony poisoningmug. A type of humor that postures itself as edgy, but rather than being a subversive challenge to unjust hegemonic belief systems, hedgyness reenforces them
"hey bro you know I love you but that joke about homeless people was super hedgy"
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
by SRSLY WRONG August 08, 2018
Get the Hedgymug.