Nothing Master

An insulting term for someone who not only doesn't have any plan themselves, but actively undermines the plans and productivity of others

Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.
"That nothing master Chris keeps on telling me that everything is hopeless and I should give up"
by SRSLY WRONG January 26, 2015
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Hedgy

A type of humor that postures itself as edgy, but rather than being a subversive challenge to unjust hegemonic belief systems, hedgyness reenforces them
"hey bro you know I love you but that joke about homeless people was super hedgy"
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
by SRSLY WRONG August 08, 2018
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Partyboat Nihilism

The primary ideology of planet earth. The idea is "we are fucked, everything is fucked, nothing can be stopped, there are no plausible ways to be a moral person anymore, therefore, let us party indefinitely."

It's an ideology that is present in the ruling classes as well as the working classes around the world. It has destructive implications in that it is a performative self-fulfilling prophecy.
"I used to be a libertarian. Now I don't really keep up with politics anymore. I believe in Partyboat Nihilism. Shots! shots! shots!"
by SRSLY WRONG February 14, 2015
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irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.
"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."
by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014
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sunglasses-warrior

A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015
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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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Definition Wobble

When multiple parties are using the same word, but with different definitions, making communications confusing, cyclical, and ineffective.
"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
by SRSLY WRONG June 04, 2018
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