Squid

Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...

Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!

by Squid March 16, 2005

dropped

To give birth.

Has your missus dropped yet?

by squid August 18, 2003

Two-Bit

crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.

jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"

by squid February 03, 2003

rejerkulous

Very ridiculous, worse than retarkulous or redonculous

You borrowed my car without asking and then wrecked it? That's rejerkulous

by squid September 26, 2003

fucked

1) to be in the worst possible situation at the most inappropriate time. Usually spoken in accordance with the word "up" in a coarse manner.

that squid got fucked up. This guy came and fucked him up from behind. Man that was fucked up.

by squid September 28, 2003

twonker

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

by Squid December 12, 2004

Scrotal Carnage

Carnage or painful excitement in the scrotal area. Can be caused by a number of different sensations including the scrotal jackhammer and getting your testes ripped of by an angry girrafe/scorpion.

I hope you get scrotal carnage you burnt shit gay-face

by Squid December 12, 2004