SPUD's definitions

Len Brennan

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.

See Spoofer

by Spud October 3, 2003

p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

by spud July 22, 2003

bedsit

A hideout that saves you money and if you get an electric shower thrown in your laughing.

Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.

"ooh your so much more normal than the last tennant, he lived on a diet of special brew and fish fingers and only washed in a leap year"

by spud February 25, 2005

Bunfight

a party that is so far "off the hook", that there is no "hook". It can't even see the "hook".

"Man, I went to a total Bunfight last night, it was off tha hizzy fo shizzy"

by Spud October 22, 2003

Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

by sPud October 13, 2004

Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

by Spud December 22, 2004

police

Government-funded gangster

Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.

by sPUD November 6, 2012