15 definitions by SLeepdepD
When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they're afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons.
by SLeepdepD January 6, 2009
A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.
by SLeepdepD July 12, 2013
Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.
Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
by SLeepdepD June 25, 2008
P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
by SLeepdepD August 26, 2010
by SLeepdepD June 25, 2008
A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.
by SLeepdepD May 25, 2011
Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010