status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

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statute of relations

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"

by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010

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project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.

Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008

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J-mail

Mass forwarded e-mail of a religious nature usually sent by an older relative.

My grandmother forwarded me 5 pieces of J-mail today.

by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008

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Wraithing

When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they're afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons.

"Someone keeps wraithing in front of my desk. :-L"

by SLeepdepD January 06, 2009

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