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rewriting history 

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.
Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.
rewriting history by gothchic June 15, 2011

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact 

I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact.

Rewriting the Tax Code 

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there