When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
by SLeepdepD October 01, 2010
Get the laundry looting mug.A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House.
Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
Get the Winchester Project mug.An IT recruiter that, once finding out they will not be getting a vacation out of pimping your ass, doesn't return your phone calls.
Dude1: "did that lamecruiter get back to you?"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
Get the Lamecruiter mug.Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
Get the status bluffer mug.When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they're afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons.
by SLeepdepD January 06, 2009
Get the Wraithing mug.P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010
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Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008
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