Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 01, 2003

Bod

A cock smoker who relocates to the other side of the continent, yet still battles like a gladiator. Understandably, has more issues than the NY times. May be confused with Ralph Wiggum.

Oh my god its BOD. Hasn't that guy sorted out his shit yet? Fuck let's go before he sees us and we have to bash him.

by Slammer September 02, 2003

salami

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

by Slammer May 12, 2004

Dirty Ride

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly

Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!

by Slammer July 05, 2004

rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

bevva

A drink- short for beverage.

At mcdonalds...
me : "Just a small bevva please"
maccas chump : "what the fuck?"

by Slammer September 04, 2003

Minger

Someone who battles like a fat kid in P.E. Preferable, however, to a MUNTER, who is a hardcore fucked unit.

There are so many mingers here I think I might claw my eyes out with a spatlula.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003