SLAMMER's definitions

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

issues

Social 'issues' that a 'battler' labours under...

BOD has more issues than the N.Y. Times

by Slammer September 1, 2003

knock up

Chop up you marijuana

Knock up that gram of dope and we'll pipe down.

by Slammer September 1, 2003

Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 1, 2003

Bod

A cock smoker who relocates to the other side of the continent, yet still battles like a gladiator. Understandably, has more issues than the NY times. May be confused with Ralph Wiggum.

Oh my god its BOD. Hasn't that guy sorted out his shit yet? Fuck let's go before he sees us and we have to bash him.

by Slammer September 2, 2003

bevva

A drink- short for beverage.

At mcdonalds...
me : "Just a small bevva please"
maccas chump : "what the fuck?"

by Slammer September 4, 2003

Dirty Ride

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly

Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!

by Slammer July 5, 2004