Werkin' Off

At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".
Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".
by SKULLYARD July 29, 2015
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Ninjaneer

A engineer who is above the ordinary engineer standards and is so could they are considered to be part ninja.
Hey man, this Linux server is broke! Oh man, it's over my head, call Brad... he is a real network Ninjaneer!
by SKULLYARD May 09, 2016
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Ashtrange

(Ashtray Change) The dirty, old, sticky, stinky, corroded coins (currency) often found at the bottom of an ashtray in someone's vehicle.
Them: Hey man, give me fifty cents. Me: Ok, but all I have is some ashtrange. Them: Thanks man, now my fingers are going to be all dirty and stinky!
by SKULLYARD April 14, 2016
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Curpose

When your "purpose" in life is also your "curse".
I am an empath, so helping others and the ability to feel everyone's emotions around me is my curpose.
by SKULLYARD October 17, 2017
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NOPEDO

No "pedophilia" intentions meant when commenting on something verbally or written.
Watching that little kid suck on that lemon makes my mouth water! NOPEDO!
by SKULLYARD July 22, 2015
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Covidiot

A person who ignores the governments and health organization's recommendations in regards to the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was standing in line at Walmart and a guy says to me "my test hasn't come back yet but I have all the COVID-19 symptoms" and he wasn't even wearing a MASK! He is such a Covidiot!!!
by SKULLYARD May 01, 2020
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Siriously

The word you scream when Siri comes on you iPhone or iPad when you did not ask for Siri to help you.
“So the other day I was in HISTORY class... (Siri pops up and says how can I help you) OMG SIRIOUSLY?...
by SKULLYARD October 04, 2019
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