Jewel

Jewel= Goddess
Jewel is a Goddess.
by Shawn January 23, 2004
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v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.
The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.
by shawn December 31, 2003
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ridicklepicklesnickulous

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!
by Shawn April 07, 2004
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trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency
Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.
by Shawn May 13, 2004
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NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.
Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS
by shawn February 17, 2004
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beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.
I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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MG

"Mall-Goth"

This spins off the word "goth" (as in the fake Goth not the true Barbarian Goth). These are the poser ones who always shop at Hot Topic (thus the name "mall") and think they are "weird" or "different" because they dress in black and listen to blaring loud music.

It is very easy to spot these people. Look for the fresh new colors of black that appear straight from the factory line...These same people also are also VERY immature and childish...An example of their typical attitude revolves around saying the obvious and talking (never trying) suicide....They also cut themselves a lot claiming that it "feels good"...Even the most fucked up person knows when something hurts, and a blade is no exception. All forms of self-mutilation are simply for attention.
by Shawn May 15, 2004
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