Definitions by SHawn

buzzkill 

When your high on marijuana and one of your friends starts getting paranoid and saying "oh man the cops are gonna catch us doin this."

Ryan: dude this pot is so cool.
Tim: yeah man. Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.
Ryan: yeah too bad this shit is illegal and the cops might catch us.
Tim: god dammit ryan your such a fucking buzzkill.

buzzkill by shawn May 27, 2004

spilt milk 

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

spilt milk by shawn May 27, 2004

banana butt sex 

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

banana butt sex by shawn May 27, 2004

stretch a cock 

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

stretch a cock by shawn May 27, 2004

fuzzums 

another name to give to a dog
woofums

come here fuzzums.
fuzzums, quit licking your nuts.
fuzzums, Im taking to the vet to get you fixed.

fuzzums by shawn May 27, 2004

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

woofums by shawn May 27, 2004

beaterbation 

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

beaterbation by shawn May 27, 2004