SHawn's definitions

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

samn

v - to hate somehting so much its unimaginable.

i freaking samn soup.

by Shawn June 3, 2004

No skills

when someone has no skills like chads mom

No skills bitch nigga

by SHawn February 15, 2005

dead prez

A revolutionary hip-hop group who appeals more to white, suburban kids than it does to the subjects of their songs.

Man, I love dead prez, but what's with all the hardcore kids at their shows?

by shawn May 3, 2004

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn December 31, 2004

homo

A latin prefix meaning single or same. Commonly, yet mistakenly shortened from homosexual, which means same sex.

Homographs are pairs of words that are spelled the same but are used differently in context.

by Shawn November 15, 2004