SHANNON's definitions

anal-muncher

Someone who licks the outer and occasionally the inner area of the ass of someone else.

"That was some great anal-munchin' eh George?!"

by Shannon May 13, 2005

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

Hugh Grant

Hottest man alive. He has a kickass accent. Best actor ever.

Me: "Let's have sex."
Hugh: "Sounds good to me."

by Shannon April 5, 2005

Folk

"My Family"

"If you don't claim folk, you can't bang wit us"

"What up, folk?"

by Shannon November 25, 2003

Freebird

Only the greatest southern rock song ever written, by the greatest band ever created, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Yes, you might be a hick if you like this song. If you aren't a redneck, you might be an urban West Virginian.

:At a Skynyrd concert:

guy: Wow, I love this song! Freebird.

girl: So where ya from?

guy: West Virginia.

by shannon February 5, 2005

Wisconsin

The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there!

We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.

by Shannon December 16, 2003

eve 6

3 hot guys who can jam it up baby...best band EVER

im going to have a huge orgy with the members (jon,max,tony) of eve 6.

by shannon April 2, 2004