SHANNON's definitions

denial

what all Kerry supporters are in and what Kerry himself is in, because he knows and i know and everyone else knows he didn't deserve these medals.another good definition is false hope.

If Kerry sincerely thinks he deserves any of the three supposed purple hearts he received, he is in serious denial!No one has yet too see the orders that were put in for all three of these medals.

by Shannon September 10, 2004

dumbass

Most people driving on the road in front of me,behind me and beside me!These people can be spotted immediately while driving a car they are the ones who are on interstate and highways everywhere driving in the left lane and right lane simultaneously going 30 mph backing up traffic and pissing me off! They also are the people who drive for ten miles with teir fucking turn signal on, letting me further know that they are fucking geniuses! And these people also like too turn by slamming there brakes on with no proper turn signal on causing me too sream out the window YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, while they always turn around and look at you as if they have done nothing wrong,DUMBASSES!They also like too pull out in front of you narrowly avoiding from causing a severe accident and you usually need a front end alignment and a brake job after this fucking retards dumbass driving!!!THESE PEOPLE NEVER EVER HAVE ANY FUCKING INSURANCE EITHER! And if you have a brand new car they are always going too be attracted to it,these people are the same people at grocery stores and retail stores that let their kids run around like little wild monkeys and play with toys on your car,scatching the paint and open their car doors, because they cant park worth a shit, and slamming their door into your parked car door denting the shit out of it, and saying absolutely nothing,because they are trash and do not deserve too breathe oxygen!They also like to slam buggys into your car or let their children, that they have no control over slam the buggy into your car! And these people have there ass handed too them when I see them!

In DUMBASS REHABILITATION: Jasmine stated " Hi, my name is Jasmine and i am trash and a dumbass who is on welfare,and i cant respect other peoples property, and i do not know how to drive, or contain my 9 kids who are little bastards!

by Shannon September 11, 2004

nephie

the most beautiful girl in the entire world ; belongs to shannon ; an amazing rapper ; has the hottest lip ring ever

one - everyone talks about neph and acts like shes theres but shes not cuz shes shannons.

by shannon March 13, 2005

Lyva

When your crush (who doesn't feel the same way about you) drops hints and then leaves you crying in the dark alone.

The word "Lyva" comes from a boy named "Lyva" who stomped on a girl's pathetic little heart and never paided for it.

When your crush (who doesn't feel the same way about you) drops hints and then leaves you crying in the dark alone.

by Shannon May 13, 2005

anal-muncher

Someone who licks the outer and occasionally the inner area of the ass of someone else.

"That was some great anal-munchin' eh George?!"

by Shannon May 13, 2005

plume butt

A continuos rank shit smelling fart that comes in a constant cloud. Can be silent or extremely loud.

Joey's plume butt made the car reek for hours.

by Shannon March 13, 2005

Doodle

(v) to crap. Preferabley in the woods...like the bears.

Does a bear doodle in the woods. Not if its a polar bear. He doodles in the snow.

by Shannon May 13, 2005