SHANNON's definitions

out-twelves

-out-does
-beats out
-exceeds
-surpasses

"Taylor Locke's sexiness totally out-twelves Robert's cuteness."

by Shannon January 3, 2005

lamping

to go down a field with a really strong lamp. and a dog. and you look for rabbits. that the dog kills.
From Ireland

Saturday night, Mark went lamping with his homies and their da but they didn't catch any rabbits.

by Shannon January 15, 2005

Toggle

Toggling is the process of female masturbation. One continues to use any amount of fingers, or miscellaneous objects to obtain pleasure in the private area. Especially when a male figure is not around to provide orgasmic pleasures to the clitorous. Sometimes this act is used to arouse the male figure.

1. Done mainly to the likes of Daniel K.
2. Can't help to do anything but toggle to Daniel K.
3. It's just flipping better when you toggle to Daniel K.

by Shannon January 23, 2005

AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

a prescription cynthia takes daily

Cynthia gets angry when she doesn't take her awbitchyutrippin...BIATCH

by Shannon January 26, 2005

West Virginia

The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.

:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.

:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...

by Shannon February 5, 2005

Freebird

Only the greatest southern rock song ever written, by the greatest band ever created, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Yes, you might be a hick if you like this song. If you aren't a redneck, you might be an urban West Virginian.

:At a Skynyrd concert:

guy: Wow, I love this song! Freebird.

girl: So where ya from?

guy: West Virginia.

by shannon February 5, 2005

ya'll

1. contraction for "you" and "all." Used by hicks and rednecks or just Southern ladies.

2. contraction for "your" and all." more commonly used by wannabes and pimps.

1. Ya'll better come-n-git yo' possum fo' it get cold.

2. I can't believe ya'll up in my business like that.

by shannon February 5, 2005