SHANNON's definitions

Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

by Shannon September 9, 2003

play it off

The act of outwardly ignoring something which you are acutely aware and/or guilty of.

I'm just going to stay home and play it off like I don't remember telling my Grandma I'd help her sort yarn tonight.

by Shannon September 9, 2003

skerred

scared.. afraid of somthin

i aint never skerred!!

by shannon October 3, 2003

sum 41

sum 41 - a band that dosnt care what anyone thinks about what they like to write about or how they play their music. A band who isnt afraid to change their music! a truly outstanding band who kicks major ass!

sum 41, a truly remarkable band!

by shannon August 16, 2004

mud bath

when someone takes a shit on you for a joke or pleasure

my gf gave me a mud bath last night!

by shannon August 27, 2004

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!

Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!

by Shannon September 9, 2004

purple heart

a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!

John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!

by Shannon September 10, 2004