SHANNON's definitions

HP-ness

The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.

Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.

by Shannon March 2, 2005

lamping

to go down a field with a really strong lamp. and a dog. and you look for rabbits. that the dog kills.
From Ireland

Saturday night, Mark went lamping with his homies and their da but they didn't catch any rabbits.

by Shannon January 15, 2005

gonja

Slang term for Good ol Marijuana

"Hey Epo, you wanna make some gonja brownies, dogg?"

by Shannon April 28, 2003

eve 6

3 hot guys who can jam it up baby...best band EVER

im going to have a huge orgy with the members (jon,max,tony) of eve 6.

by shannon April 2, 2004

Lame

Stupid, retarded or something otherwise unable to grasp your respect.

That class was lamer than F.D.R.

by Shannon November 30, 2004

Wisconsin

The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there!

We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.

by Shannon December 16, 2003

cunt cork

A friggin tampon
also see pussy plug

I needed some more cunt corks,so I went to Walgreens.

by shannon January 20, 2004