SHANNON's definitions

mud bath

when someone takes a shit on you for a joke or pleasure

my gf gave me a mud bath last night!

by shannon August 27, 2004

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!

Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!

by Shannon September 9, 2004

purple heart

a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!

John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!

by Shannon September 10, 2004

denial

what all Kerry supporters are in and what Kerry himself is in, because he knows and i know and everyone else knows he didn't deserve these medals.another good definition is false hope.

If Kerry sincerely thinks he deserves any of the three supposed purple hearts he received, he is in serious denial!No one has yet too see the orders that were put in for all three of these medals.

by Shannon September 10, 2004

dumbass

Most people driving on the road in front of me,behind me and beside me!These people can be spotted immediately while driving a car they are the ones who are on interstate and highways everywhere driving in the left lane and right lane simultaneously going 30 mph backing up traffic and pissing me off! They also are the people who drive for ten miles with teir fucking turn signal on, letting me further know that they are fucking geniuses! And these people also like too turn by slamming there brakes on with no proper turn signal on causing me too sream out the window YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, while they always turn around and look at you as if they have done nothing wrong,DUMBASSES!They also like too pull out in front of you narrowly avoiding from causing a severe accident and you usually need a front end alignment and a brake job after this fucking retards dumbass driving!!!THESE PEOPLE NEVER EVER HAVE ANY FUCKING INSURANCE EITHER! And if you have a brand new car they are always going too be attracted to it,these people are the same people at grocery stores and retail stores that let their kids run around like little wild monkeys and play with toys on your car,scatching the paint and open their car doors, because they cant park worth a shit, and slamming their door into your parked car door denting the shit out of it, and saying absolutely nothing,because they are trash and do not deserve too breathe oxygen!They also like to slam buggys into your car or let their children, that they have no control over slam the buggy into your car! And these people have there ass handed too them when I see them!

In DUMBASS REHABILITATION: Jasmine stated " Hi, my name is Jasmine and i am trash and a dumbass who is on welfare,and i cant respect other peoples property, and i do not know how to drive, or contain my 9 kids who are little bastards!

by Shannon September 11, 2004

nephie

the most beautiful girl in the entire world ; belongs to shannon ; an amazing rapper ; has the hottest lip ring ever

one - everyone talks about neph and acts like shes theres but shes not cuz shes shannons.

by shannon March 13, 2005

Lyva

When your crush (who doesn't feel the same way about you) drops hints and then leaves you crying in the dark alone.

The word "Lyva" comes from a boy named "Lyva" who stomped on a girl's pathetic little heart and never paided for it.

When your crush (who doesn't feel the same way about you) drops hints and then leaves you crying in the dark alone.

by Shannon May 13, 2005