SEAN's definitions

God

A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.

Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?

by Sean August 26, 2004

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cum on face

I will cum on your face

by sean November 29, 2003

ming dog

A girl that is very ugly and smells of fish.

Alright geez you pulled a complete "ming dog" last night.

by sean January 30, 2005

scunts

stupid cunts, originated somewhere around mr. cobbs second period class

man, them scunts ate all my skittles

by sean November 17, 2004

the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

by Sean February 22, 2003

yomp

minor trek, not quite quite a mission, but very close, a small distance which is easily covered but with some posible difficulty.

Lets yomp on down to tescos, its not far.

by sean July 13, 2004

wookie crotch

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.

it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.

by sean January 28, 2005