SAM's definitions

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

Spectroramajingliscioustinselribbonistmas

Who in God's name knows...

Spectroramajinglisioustinselribbonistmas infact frightens me. If any one knows wtf this means, please write a definition!

by Sam December 17, 2003

binked

Washington State Jailhouse slang for getting hit in the head hard.

"That fool got caught cheatin so he just got binked"
"That fuckin chymo is gonna get binked"
"That dipshit Zebra-hopper slipped on some shit and binked his head on the table"

by Sam September 5, 2003

Bloop

describing the utterly confused state you are in.

Person A: If you square root x and multiply that by the percentage, you'll find the answer.
Person B: BLOOOOOP!

by SaM April 9, 2004

vaycay

vacation

hey i'm gonna go on vaycay

by sam July 19, 2003

arsene

pertaining to, or being an arse.

"I can't stand that arsene wenger."

by sam March 19, 2004

paran

to be agg

dude that shit is so paran!

by Sam January 3, 2004