sken

- Sken

Sken is a phrase used to alert someone to your desire to view an object or to describe the act of looking at or viewing something ("Skennin'").

The phrase itself originated in Manchester and is generally only used in North Western locations e.g. Manchester, Wigan, Bolton etc.
Lad - "I banged me leg on't table."

Lass - "Yer muppet, lets have a sken."
by S. Ladavooch September 30, 2006
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Snapper Woffle

- Snapper Woffle (Snapperwoffle).

Code name for 'Sniper Rifle'.

The term is often used by peoples who spend most of their waking lives playing online first person shooters i.e. CS, Unreal Tournament, Halo etc. see FPS.
n00blet-1 : Dude, I got the Snapper Woffle!!!!. I'm going to PWN you all!!!!11!!!!1!

n00blet-2 : ROFLmao!

n00blet-3 : uber 7eet Hax0r, uber Snapper Woffle hax.

CS Announcer Man : HEADSHOT

n00blet-1 : Uber PWNAGE Rofl!
by S. Ladavooch September 10, 2006
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baptism of pepper

The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.

The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.

The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.

The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.

Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."
by S. Ladavooch April 18, 2006
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donner

Donner (also donner kebab, donner meat) is a 'meat' served in take-aways across the United Kingdom. It is often characterised by the image of a large slab of unrecognisable greasey brown meat turning slowly on a heated grill, often accompanied by a pair of large sweating onions.

The reasoning behind it's name is unknown, but it is thought that the term 'Donner' is of greek descent, but it's meaning remains a mystery. Others believe that it got it's name from the first ever batch created, which was by a cannibalistic man who mudered his wife (donna) and turned her into a kebab.

Donner meat is a firm favourite with the drunken hoards which amass from various student bars after closing time, for example 'Footage'. Due to it's appealing low price and easy dispensation it goes down well in such situations. The favoured venue for the consumption of this urban delicacy is Abduls. Abduls is a kebab house of legendary status and those who ever visit Manchester must experience the grandure and largesse of this eatery and the finery of it's cuisine.

Although the chemical and genetic make-up of the 'Donner Meat' itself is a mystery to modern man, further studies have shown that it actually does contain meat.

The thought ingredients of donner meat are shown below;

- Lamb (processed from reformed cuts of low grade meat, possibly including offal)
- Chicken (see Lamb)
- Dog (mainly previous RSPCA animals)
- Pigeon (of the city centre variety)
- Rat (of the sewer variety)
- Sawdust (often pine)
- Bone Chippings (possibly from meat or possibly from unfortunate slaughterhouse staff members)

Donner meat is proven to provide absolutely no nutritional value what so ever. It is recommended that you eat it with caution as it contains a lethally high dosage of saturated fat, salt, and other toxic substances.

Trials have shown that obsessive consumption of donner meat with accompanying alcoholic beverages can cause devastating effects to any mortal being.
Drunk(1): Yo lad are you gonna go to abduls and get a donner kebab you swine!

Drunk(2): Aye lad, I am.

Drunk(1): This donner is filth lad why did I pay £3.00 to abuse my internal organs.

Drunk(2): It's the law lad.
by S. Ladavooch April 17, 2006
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tired and ill

- Tired and Ill is a term used to refer to one who is under the effects of intoxication after a heavy session of devouring acloholic beverages.

The term was coined from a phone call which was made to the parents of an individual who was heavily under the effects of intoxication and needed to return home, but in doing so, making the effects of his intoxication seem as if it were caused by fatigue and illness thus the term "tired and ill" was born.
"Da Cleeva: Could you give me a lift home mother, I feel very tired and ill."

"Stain: I'm going to get very tired and ill tonight"

"Shake: That lad is so tired and ill he requires a baptism of pepper."
by S. Ladavooch April 18, 2006
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