Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Rynesdad

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

Cocktamer by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

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A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

Cum in law by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

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The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

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That virgin passed out in bed with my buddy and was a virgone when she woke up.

Virgone by Rynesdad April 10, 2016

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A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

cue cummer by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

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The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

Joyslick by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

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A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

Cocktucker by Rynesdad January 1, 2014

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