Definitions by RyanFNation

F.P.F

Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.

Person 1: What do you believe in?
Person 2: F.P.F., to be frank.

F.P.F by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Action Jackson 

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.

Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.

Action Jackson by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

LawMan Lessick 

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.

Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.

LawMan Lessick by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Tina 

Middle of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Coldest and Most Ferocious of the three. Favorite amongst StarChildren.

Person 1: Have you met Tina?
Person 2: That one stole my soul. She can have it.

Tina by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Molly 

Eldest of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Her Love comes at a High Price. Her Love heals or destroys.

Person 1: Have you met Molly?
Person 2: Best rebound I've ever had.

Molly by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Girl Next Door 

The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.

Me: I typically go after the Girl Next Door type.
GND: I know, idiot, I know.

Girl Next Door by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Love at First Sight 

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

Love at First Sight by RyanFNation September 30, 2018