Ryan 's definitions

kiffer

wreastling feak

he is such a kiffer

by ryan November 26, 2002

Peruvian tunnel malt

noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw

"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"

by Ryan April 20, 2004

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

synthotron

The embodiment of absolute coolness.

That guy is soooo synthotron. Look how the ladies want to have sex with him so. I'm sure he is also a very wealthy and powerful individual.

by Ryan February 1, 2004

boomerwang

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted

Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana

by ryan November 3, 2003

Vagichop

A karate chop to the vagina

get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!

by ryan March 27, 2005

fush

Stands for Fucking Ultra-Stupid Human. Also, can be used as an adjective (what a fushy son of a bitch.)

Clarence was a real fush: always douching things up for everyone else.

by ryan February 11, 2005