schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

Hobokinator

A hobo, freak, or baby-man that likes to go streaking and ride pigs for a living. One could be found on your local golf course.

Hey, I'm Hugh the hobokinator! We're going streaking to the local gym! There's more coming, let's go!

by Ryan October 31, 2003

Chingy

The place opposite of the gooch

Ow! You hit the chingy! - Kyle Ronemous

by Ryan November 13, 2003

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

by Ryan July 25, 2004

mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

by ryan April 22, 2005

Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky, USA. Apart from the several thousand Pro-Southern Rednecks who are misinformed about what region they live in, Owensboro is a pretty good place to be. It may not be a Chicago, Boston, or Philadelphia, but the town still rocks if you ask me. There are so many beautiful, goregeous girls here and from here as well.

Owensboro has many things to offer to people who come.

by Ryan November 05, 2004