Ryan 's definitions

flutterby

What a fag hag calls her shy, reserved, wallflower gay boy friend.

Why're you standing over here all alone my little flutterby?

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Cassed

One of the best Administrators of DeviantArt Chat ever, women cannot resist him. He has charm, style, and administrative skills, and is banging your significant other as we speak.

Jennie was getting banged by Cassed while her boyfriend chatted in his chat room.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

bidness

to beat a niggas or bitdh ass

if dat nigga kepp fyckin im a give him the bidness

by Ryan December 1, 2004

Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

by Ryan December 1, 2004

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

by ryan December 1, 2004