whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

Ghetto Stomp

The act of crushing one with your foot, and screaming out, " GHETTO STOMP!"

I'll ghetto stomp your stupid ass if you don't pay up.

by ryan September 30, 2004

1 inch

small penis

I hear he's sporting a "1 inch"!

by Ryan May 05, 2003

wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

by Ryan August 26, 2004

knuckle dime

when your A-Z-N roomate falls off the top bunk!

Yosh totally just knuckle dimed

by ryan April 03, 2004

snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

by Ryan September 02, 2006

the aim

Slang word used by strange mountain biker types means good satisfactory..

"oi james that hoe is the aim"

"that wheelie was the aim"

by Ryan November 01, 2004