Ryan 's definitions

Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .

That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!

by ryan April 17, 2003

tim duncan

To be the most consistent basketball player to ever play the game. To dominate boths ends of the court. To achieve stats without effort.

Hi my names Tim Duncan and im modestly the best in the NBA

by Ryan May 31, 2004

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

kuambas

Good times or good memories with your buddies.

the beach last night was some serious kuambas

by ryan April 18, 2004

Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

by Ryan April 26, 2005

I'm ripped, I'm on an Acid Trip

Basically someone who is high on illegal, very-dangerous drugs. This includes: LSD, Ecstacy, Methanphetamines, and other halcinugens (haluccinations). Acid trip is the result of an act known as "dropping acid"
This is also a lyric in the Eminem/D-12 song Under The Influence. That line is sung by Bizarre.

Bizarre: "I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip; my DJs in a coma for lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip...(DAMN! Turntable spinning) .....Fukin anything when im snortin.....

by Ryan August 16, 2004