Ryan 's definitions

WOKY

Adjective.
Without K-Y.

I just fucked that bitch's ass WOKY, damn my dick hurts now.

by Ryan August 29, 2004

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

WHALE!

anna nichole smith

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still

by ryan December 28, 2003

crippled

1.When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!

1.Awww man I'm so crippled.

by Ryan February 18, 2005

Pop Rocks & Coke

1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.

While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.

by Ryan August 16, 2004

brobatious

Something that is bro to the max.

Yo bro, check out that brobatious lifted F-150.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006