Ryan's definitions

spowned

so powned....just a variation of owned

Yo i just cam up behind u and spowned u in HALO.

by Ryan December 23, 2004

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

by Ryan November 13, 2003

snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"

by Ryan August 5, 2004

Redneck

The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.

The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.

by Ryan August 11, 2004

uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.

My roommate is an uncle doug.

by Ryan March 29, 2004

Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family

Lets ask my consigliere

by Ryan September 8, 2003