Ryan's definitions

rump ravager

one who ravages rumps of gay men

Crys Herrera is a rump ravager.

by Ryan April 23, 2003

Britney Spears

A hot,curvaceous blonde pop star with a nice ass. She has one of the most gorgeous faces that you have ever seen. Even if her music isn't that original, or if some people say she can't sing, she's still beautiful and compassionate. She can't be that bad of a musician if she has such high album sells and such a large fanbase.

Britney Spears, I love you, and I'm gonna have sex with you forever.

by Ryan October 25, 2004

scrotal

adj.; of or referring to the scrotum

my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.

by Ryan January 26, 2004

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

superlishus do fo

1. Awesome, wih great emphasis.

That's superlishus do fo.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

Hajime Saito

The captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi during the Bakamatsu in Japan in the 1800s. He later went on to be a police man by the name of Goro Fujita. He has also been incarnated in Rurouni Kenshin and has skills only second to Kenshin and uses his signature technique, the Gatotsu a powerful attack that is nearly unstoppable and was only evaded by Kenshin. He is probably the 3rd strongest and most skilled swordsman in the Rurouni Kenshin series(Kenshin being first and Hiko being second). He is also the only real main character in the series. He has thin eyes and wheres a police man suit.

Saito Hajime was the captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi.

by Ryan February 27, 2005

hearing aid

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

by Ryan October 13, 2004