RyaN's definitions

j.c.r.c

LOVES THE WEEEEEENUHHHHHHH WAAAYYYNUHHHHH I YIKE DUH WEEENAH wee I WAN SEY YOW WENUH GO OGN STICK MY WENUH IN TEH BLENDORZ

kid 1- hey man whats up
jrcr- WEEENUHH I YIKE CAKE AND WEENUH
kid 1- fuckin loser go drown yourself

by ryan January 23, 2005

bathtub

A tool one can use when one's friend is drunk off their ass and can't make it to the toilet. Used to Avoid spillage on bed and anyother sensitive item.

I paid all this money for this alcohol and I have to sleep in the f'in bathtub.

by Ryan October 19, 2006

bobco

an it/person who was built for destruction and abusing the right to eat pie.

hey look, it's bobco. destroying a structure

by ryan October 20, 2004

WOKY

Adjective.
Without K-Y.

I just fucked that bitch's ass WOKY, damn my dick hurts now.

by Ryan August 29, 2004

WHALE!

anna nichole smith

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still

by ryan December 28, 2003

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005