heteropraxy

Of or pertaining to persons who consistently fail to follow the teachings of an avowed belief system. The praxis of hypocrites.
Churches are houses of spirtual complacency and churchgoers, devotees of heteropraxy.
by Russell Clark December 05, 2006
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methylated grill

A term denoting the very visible damage to dentition inevitably caused by long term crystal meth use and which is usually accompanied by unnatural weight loss/muscular wasting and an acne-mottled and/or pasty complexion. The unattractive smile typically displayed by a skelatrix.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Parish Chilton . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I'm . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"
by Russell Clark December 03, 2006
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syrup head

A chronic recreational user or addict of the anti-tussive drug, Dextromethorphan (DXM) that is commonly found in many over-the-counter cough and cold remedies.
Syrup heads typically exhibit the following adverse reactions: impaired judgment and mental efficacy, paranoid ideation, dysphoria, blurred vision, headache, dizziness, syncope, slurred speech, ruddiness of complexion, muscular twitching, extremity numbness and tremors, nausea, abdominal pain, vomiting, decreased thermoregulation, hypertension, liver damage and irregular heartbeat. A good round of repeated and violent vomiting is sometimes the only thing separating a syrup head from a horrid long night in the ER.
by Russell Clark December 10, 2006
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recycling of endearments

A common tactic of an Identity Deficit Disorder sufferer. Akin to the regifting practice made famous by Seinfeld, except not with Christmas presents for ones friends, but with endearing nicknames for ones lovers. The cynical practice of pimp daddies everywhere.
Back in High School, whenever I wasn't dating anyone, my best friend Marcus would sometimes kindly invite me out with him on his dates. I started begging off though after a few such get togethers and not just for the obvious reason that this was a kind of weird social practice, but actually mostly because I got sick of seeing how Marcus shamelessly practiced the recycling of endearments like "sweetums", "loviekins" and "babydoll". Of course the girl of the moment was none the wiser to all this.
by Russell Clark December 03, 2006
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homophrenia

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.
Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.
by Russell Clark December 05, 2006
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check my spam

Checking one's email though certain one has received no important communication. Compulsively and frequently checking one's email when one is not expecting an important message.
Between friends in a cybercafe: "Hey could you hurry up so I can get on and check my email?" "Who are you kidding, little bro, you know all your email buddies have dropped you like a brick!" "Yeah, I gotta check my spam. . . vamoose!"
by Russell Clark December 03, 2006
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Facer

Jody is finishing dinner and logging to play WoW. Laters, facers!

Hey, just because I leave FB open on my BB all the time doesn't mean I'm a Facer!
by Russell Clark February 23, 2009
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