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Definitions by Russell

dipstick 

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
dipstick by Russell July 11, 2004
A Derve Ass Nigger
Derve can be substituted for Dumb
D.A.N by Russell January 30, 2004
The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
Schmeg by Russell January 30, 2004
my girlfriend said,"MY MAN GOT THE BEFE"
befe by Russell January 25, 2004

Kikko punch 

"let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes from Kikkoman's unnecissarily-built
body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce,you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"
SHOW ME
SHOW YOU
Kikkoman!!!!!!!
Kikko punch by Russell December 11, 2003

kikkoman 

The only person alive who can do the Kikko punch. Amazing.
"let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes from Kikkoman's unnecissarily-built
body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce,you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"
SHOW ME!
SHOW YOU!
Kikkomaaaaan!
All Right!
kikkoman by Russell December 11, 2003
A bad case of piles (or just a really sore arse)
Named after the english world cup winning player 'Nobby styles'
I.E. Styles - piles, rhyming slang
I rode all the way over here on the bike and it's killed my nobbys!
Nobbys by russell December 6, 2003