Russell's definitions

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

glint

Durinig sex, the sperm that dribbles out of the penis long before an orgasm. It's the main reason why "pulling out" is not an effective substitute for condoms.

1. Bill pulled out before he had an orgasm, but he still got Jane pregnant from his glint.

by Russell July 11, 2004

cum blast

to get a lot of sperm on a girl's face (or guy for some you)

Jane is a total slut, she got cum blasted by Bill.

by Russell July 11, 2004

frog splash

a wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope and landing flat onto a wrestler down on the mat.

RVD finished him off with his patented five-star frog splash.

by Russell July 11, 2004

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

dixie chicks

A group of idiotic hypocrites who believe that their right to freedom of speech was violated when people stopped buying their albums.
Yes they have the freedom to say what they want, but that also means that other people have the right to strongly disagree with them and dislike them for it.
That is why they are hypocrites, they believe that they have the right to say what they want, but yet they think that their fans don't have the right to stop financially supporting them if they disagree with them.

The dixie chicks are uneducated hypocrites who twist the meaning of freedom of speech. Freedom of speech means you can't be criminally prosecuted for what you say, it sure as hell doesn't mean that everyone has to share your opinion and like you.

by Russell July 21, 2004

cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

by Russell August 9, 2004