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The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
by Russell January 30, 2004
Get the Schmeg mug.1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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Belief in talking to the dead, belief in telikenesis, in fact any belief not founded on good evidence, the poorer the evidence the more Woo Woo the belief.
by Russell January 14, 2003
Get the woo woo mug.a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'
by Russell July 11, 2004
Get the clothesline mug.Durinig sex, the sperm that dribbles out of the penis long before an orgasm. It's the main reason why "pulling out" is not an effective substitute for condoms.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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Get the Watford mug.A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.
"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "
by Russell November 13, 2003
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