Russell's definitions

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

woo woo

Unfounded or ludicrouse beliefs

Belief in talking to the dead, belief in telikenesis, in fact any belief not founded on good evidence, the poorer the evidence the more Woo Woo the belief.

by Russell January 14, 2003

clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'

Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.

by Russell July 11, 2004

D.A.N

A Derve Ass Nigger
Derve can be substituted for Dumb

Alfonso is the biggest D.A.N in history.

by Russell January 30, 2004

Dual Meaning

A God who owns all living matter, and mortals. Creative, beutiful, and ROCKING at Socom. Law, Bblazen (mike), and Shadowscope51(chris) all bow at the presence of the all powerful, and cannot stop his onslaught of many bullets to the head of his exemies.

Example would be:
Dualmeaning Fragged Bblazen
Dualmeaning PWNED ShadowScope51

by Russell January 6, 2005

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.

Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!

by Russell January 30, 2004