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Befesterday 

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday
Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...
Befesterday by Me-Mover May 14, 2019
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It's to unpatriotic to even think of it.
BeFell by Some emo dude on Newgrounds November 29, 2004
A single, though sexually active "straight" man from San Francisco. He obliges in insulting pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, while incessantly wanking to Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11. Upon discovery of his Michael Moore fetish, the BeFell has since retreated into the forests of Nevada.
BeFell hates America, especially the crazy Mormons.
befell by concernedcitizen March 28, 2005
A beautiful and fabulous demon with a sense of humour and great style
Damn my sleep paralysis demon was a real
BeFemon
BeFemon by Emmy the green bean November 23, 2021

befestulate 

I will befestulate your dreams!
befestulate by Chadleriffic January 6, 2009
chasen, a kid from our school is a befer
befer by justin tucker May 26, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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