Russell's definitions

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by Russell November 18, 2003

benztown

slang for Stuttgart,
the city in south-west Germany,
where Mercedes-Benz was founded

I went to Benztown in my vacation.

by Russell May 13, 2005

cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

by Russell August 9, 2004

dixie chicks

A group of idiotic hypocrites who believe that their right to freedom of speech was violated when people stopped buying their albums.
Yes they have the freedom to say what they want, but that also means that other people have the right to strongly disagree with them and dislike them for it.
That is why they are hypocrites, they believe that they have the right to say what they want, but yet they think that their fans don't have the right to stop financially supporting them if they disagree with them.

The dixie chicks are uneducated hypocrites who twist the meaning of freedom of speech. Freedom of speech means you can't be criminally prosecuted for what you say, it sure as hell doesn't mean that everyone has to share your opinion and like you.

by Russell July 21, 2004

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003