Russell's definitions

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by Russell November 18, 2003

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

Oedipus complex

Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.

by Russell September 8, 2003

Watford

Centre of the Universe. Mind the gap.
Pronounced wot-fud

I am going to Watford tonight to get very drunk and try to chat up some females

by Russell September 8, 2003

drop english

to start flowing words to a rap beat

Eminem droped english in eight mile

by Russell July 17, 2003

Grouse

completely and utterly sweet. encompasses the full meaning as well as spirituality of awesomeness. preferably expressed with a southern accent.

Wow, now that there automobile, that is grouse.

by Russell May 15, 2003