Russ's definitions

dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

by Russ December 16, 2006

gabzon

A sloth like monkey creature that's part ogre.

Look at the mustard stain on the gabzon's shirt.

by Russ April 28, 2004

fezzlenut

burnt nut; homie, bro, home boy

Lets go to ma house and eat some fezzlenuts cause im so fungry!

Yo fezzlenut lets go chill

by russ May 18, 2004

fo' shizzle my nizzle

Several people on here claim this has been "shortened" to
"fo' sheazy my neazy"
In what way is that supposed to be shorter?

Fo' sheazy my neazy queezy. Shizzle nizzle fissle wizzle. Wuzzles and noozles and snuggle wuggles. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am.

by Russ March 11, 2003

jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.

umphrey's mcgee, disco biscuits, karl denson's tiny universe

by russ May 8, 2005

Mexican Jacuzzi

The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.

Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!

by Russ May 13, 2006

manassas

Manassas is a city 30 minutes outside Washington D.C. Its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. When asked, people like to think of manassas as a shit-hole. There are some nice areas. Areas such as Georgetown South and that area of manassas are stock full of mexicans. There seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in manassas. So many Coke-heads and Smoking pot is an everyday occurance. You remember the guy that got his penis cut off? yeah he was from manassas. I believe it was the Lorena Bobbit that cut her husbands penis off and threw it in the street.

Dirt = manassas = mexicans

by Russ March 18, 2005