Running Out of Patience's definitions

licorice stick

A black man's penis is sometimes called a "licorice stick."

My husband went insane after he saw that licorice stick in my pooper.

by Running out of patience January 20, 2008

hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."

"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.

by running out of patience February 16, 2008

silkworm

A man who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of women's clothing is sometimes referred to as a "silkworm."

"My new boyfriend is rich and handsome, but he is a closet silkworm."

by running out of patience April 16, 2008

team pooping

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

jungle fever

A terrible syndrome that has afflicted many caucasian women. They have some type of unfinished business with their fathers which makes them crave the black man's meat stick. This typically results in the eventual death of the subject. Size really does matter to these overweight, stringy haired sugar mamas. They generally work in Human Resource type jobs.

"Oh my God, Ellen has jungle fever. Did you see her walking bow-legged when that Tyrone guy brought her back from lunch?"

by Running out of patience February 13, 2008

rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.

"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."

by Running out of patience June 20, 2008

promzilla

A teenage girl that spazzes out and goes psycho on a daily basis over the upcoming senior prom. It is hauntingly similar to a bridezilla that is also a prima donna but on a larger scale.

That damn promzilla had better shut the fuck up pretty soon about her prom dress not being perfect. Who cares, it's just going to wind up an expensive cum-bucket anyway.

by running out of patience April 18, 2010