jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.
"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."
by running out of patience April 04, 2008
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autopicker

Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.
Look at that loser in the Cadillac, savoring his morsels. Look at all of the autopickers.
by running out of patience November 14, 2008
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i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.
"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"
by running out of patience May 06, 2008
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rosie-the-riviter

Rosie the riviter was a typical world war II wife that decided to go to work in industry while their husbands were fighting the war. They decided they liked their own paychecks and many kept working. Some decided to burn their bras and become liberated. This made their husands really mad, which is hilarious in retrospect.
Look at Sharon. She really is a rosie-the-riviter wannabee, isn't she? Let's include her in the next layoff.
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
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rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
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scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
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making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.
"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.
by Running out of patience February 01, 2008
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