The Meat Eagle

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

Go Fish

1.) In an effort to speed up getting to know each other sexually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.

2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.

"Do you give blow jobs?" "Yes." "Do you swallow?" "Go fish!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"

"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"

"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.

Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.

by RoyCoup December 04, 2012

Jumboolies

Breasts, boobs

"My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."

"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

The River Dance Fuck

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.

Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The Mamas and the Papas

The tits and cock and balls on a tranny.

"Dude, there was a tranny dancing at the strip club last night." "Oh yeah? How'd The Mamas and The Papas look?" "Pretty good, actually."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

The Appomattox Courthouse

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.

Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012