"Dude, there was a tranny dancing at the strip club last night." "Oh yeah? How'd The Mamas and The Papas look?" "Pretty good, actually."
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
"My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
by RoyCoup November 17, 2012
When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
by RoyCoup November 29, 2012
"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
by RoyCoup November 13, 2012